Charlie’s Cloak says:
but i dig my nose and wiped it on my panties
Zhiyuan. says:
thats going into my blog

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN RANDOM FOR THE F!@#ING WIN LOL.

But anyway math paper was easy street la i left out 14 marks worth of questions cause i thought i had more time than i thought but no worries, easy street. I can only hope so anyway lol. Bloody hell its as difficult as an emath o level paper, just that in O’s we had 2 hours, cheat sia. 1 year older doesnt make us speedier. But anyway i just recently woke up 2 hours ago and got a lot of grime or whatever u wanna call it on my face and i needa shower. cya.

-”It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it”
General Douglas MacArthur

Hey! I feel like chucking a dynamite into my mouth and light the fuse, that way i exit the scene with a bang and everyones got something to remember me by. But for now, im just gonna sit down chill and watch the fireworks.

Derek, “Your 8 up? We should have just stayed at 7-up”  (what he said eventually came true, if you dont know what im referring to, its not your fault).

-My mood graph looks like a bullwhip curve over a period of 3 years.

Well i would say ive done a lot of thinking within the past few days. And i dont really like thinking honestly, each time i go into deep thought my mindset and views about certain things change each time. Not that it isnt for the better, but i just hope i dont lose like the insane side of me? LOL, not that i probably could even if i wanted to, 17 years with it, nothing can take that side away from me.

but anyway, this really lightened me up today lol.
________________________________________________

Reverend Francis Norton woke up one Sunday morning and, realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So he told the associate pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him. As soon as the associate pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out to a golf course about 40 miles away.

Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church! At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed: “You’re not going to let him get away with this, are you?”

The Lord sighed, and said: “No, I guess not.”

Just then, Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight toward the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It was a 420-yard hole in one! St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked: “Why did you let him do that?”

The Lord smiled and replied: “Who’s he going to tell?”

-Oh man, i cant remember the last time i went church. LOL.

THE HAN IS BACK FROM CHINA. IM IN A STATE OF AGONY AND CONFUSION AND THIS MADE MY DAY LOL.

Jo-han says:
*wanna play lol
Ji Lom says:
*anything
*lol
*me and u ar
*Dickson what u doing
Jo-han says:
*i talking to zy yile and daryl
*mayb can get dem to play also
*i nvr play before
*dey on wow now
Dickson says:
*mi?

*doing push up now
*we play lol ?
*or wow?
Jo-han says:
*lol
*push up
Dickson says:
*or haha?
Jo-han says:
*i tink haha
Dickson says:
*kk lets all play haha
Jo-han says:
*wads dat lol
Dickson says:
*how i noe
*got lol
*got wow
*then shuld be have haha
Jo-han says:
*lol
Ji Lom says:
*thats weird dick
*Lol
*ok  u all decide and ready to play then tell me
Dickson says:
*lol
Ji Lom says:
*Dickson btw.
*NO secret trainning is allow
Dickson says:
*maybe the new upcomin game call omg
Jo-han says:
*lol
Dickson says:
*lol

-Its been a long time since the Shield of Faith.

Julian says:
I don’t really like cute
I prefer hot
jhovanie is cute
As in jhovanie go for cute
not I think he is cute
Zhiyuan. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

K nice chatting with you all. Ive got a test in 40 minutes. Ciao.

-”Backup? You dont need backup when you got us, now you should back up against that wall cause things are gonna get real fiesty.”

WHOA, lets back up on that time machine by the side of my blog. A year back or so i was this emo punk ass retard. Seriously what happened back there lol. But who gives? Im as happy as a rock now, with the occasional mood swings on really bad days when i wake up on the wrong side of my bed (its an awesome bed though).

-You are extremely shallow for judging me by my actions.

These bunch of retards never cease to amuse me lol.

1. ICE-BREAKER.

elvinn says:
hi
can i sell you my ear?
Zhiyuan. says:
hey baby
anytime

2. HOW TO STOP A FIGHT.

Zhiyuan. says:
your so close to having your face torn out derek
count on it
Charlie’s Cloak says:
don’t worry
i have 5 more in my refrigerator

3.SCARE TACTIC.

Charlie’s Cloak says:
yea
but did u know that i got so pissed off last night i grew an extra pair of legs from my chest and i beat the dance dance revolution game because i had 4 legs

Zhiyuan. says:
did u know that…
well shit. i cant beat that.

4.LIFE LONG LESSONS.

Zhiyuan. says:
my fart today all damn smelly eh
jialat.
elvinn says:
orh
this is a symptom
to my ear
you gg
Zhiyuan. says:
what sympton
elvinn says:
my gigantic ear
Zhiyuan. says:
whats up with your gigantic ear
the one u want to sell?
elvinn says:
yuah
Zhiyuan. says:
so wad does my fart have to do with it being a sympton to your gigantic ear that you want to sell?
elvinn says:
cause the tumour in your ear
still small
still growing
then the damn smelly fart
is due to the thing growing
Zhiyuan. says:
so what your trying to say is that. before your ear become gigantic your fart also very smelly?
elvinn says:
smthing like that
Zhiyuan. says:
Of course. you have enlightened me sex master elvin.
elvinn says:
you are welcome!

5. RETURN FIRE.

Zhiyuan. says:
i dream a lot
2 days ago i dream of this 2 pretty girls
when i wake up i very sad
cause it was just a dream
sigh
12:00AM      ME    CHELLE       and now i’m with you, says:
lol.
really
who isit?
u like one ah
LOL
u damn gross leh
fantasize
Zhiyuan. says:
thats you leh

-I love my life and friends. My life and friends love me back. Everything else shall be ignored disregarded voided and nullified.

Its not common knowledge that jerome is my secret love, ill show you why we all love him so much.
Ji Lom says:
dota?
Zhiyuan. says:
wait
my blood vessel exploding
ok
dota with who
derek not playing i dun want play lol
Ji Lom says:
I dont know
Zhiyuan. says:
u go ask him

Charlie’s Cloak has been added to the conversation.

Ji Lom says:
derek are u playing?>

Ji Lom has left the conversation.

Zhiyuan. says:
nice….
that just made complete sense

This conversation ended within 2 minutes. And honestly ive no clue what just happened. But who cares lol, we all love jilomi.

-E Learning Sucks

Most of you probably what goes on in my life daily, but to what extent. Let me enlighten you, with some of the conversations i have everyday.

1.

Charlie’s Cloak says:
where is here
anywhere can be here
because here is also part of anywhere
because anywhere is just any where
no where in particular
so here is actually anywhere too

2.

Marcus:
Are you retarded?
Zhiyuan:
Is that a rhetorical question?

3.

Charlie’s Cloak says:
yea
but now that u know
if u reinv him again
i’m going to scramble ur egg
Jo-han says:
oh i wld like dat
Charlie’s Cloak says:
of cuz
but i tot u liked them poached
Jo-han says:
i like dem any style sunny side up half boiled all can
Charlie’s Cloak says:
lol
so u is liking many eggs ya

Charlie’s Cloak has left the conversation.

Zhiyuan. says:
that conversation on eggs
was disturbing on so many levels

 

And that just about completes my everyday. Just that i havent spoken to Jeromey yet. Oh well, and jojos going china for holiday, lame shizz man.

-4. “Fuck This, Lets Rock”

 

 

I thought this was really jerome. it was actually derek =((

Ji Lom says:
your the moon in my night
i think about you all night
through the dark nights and day
your face just wouldn’t go away
i love you more then i love moree
becuz i love you cutie like a cutiedoor
and when the night becomes the day,
i’ll love you more again
till the end of time it comes
i’ll love you more then what may come
and more of these will soon to come
because i love you so much it calms
day and night i think of you..
makes all my dreams come true
I LOVE YOU ZY TILL THE END OF TIME
<3<3<3

-Full blown retardation at its best =)

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