Holy Cannoli

Holy Cannoli (pictured above) Is the only thing that went through my mind when talking to derek… Let me show u why.

Charlie. says:
lol
no wonder
i like my whippings
you have to ask him whether he feels the same way
if he does means u can show him no mercy and whip out your birthday stick and stuff it into his moolah ching ja bing

Zhiyuan says:
jesus christ…
Charlie. says:
lol
why u talk about jc when your in poly
Zhiyuan says:
ok. i got the joke. if u want to consider that a joke. but what the fuck goes on in that mass relay system that u call a brain.
Charlie. says:
i’ll let you in on the secret one day
but promise u wouldn’t tell anyone else
or savage garden will go bankai on your ass so fast you can say my alarm clock
and the hidden message in that message is that i can tie a ponytail
Zhiyuan says:
you know where all this is going into right.
Charlie. says:
i know

Just for the record, he din’t i wonder when derek will ever find my blog. HAHAHAHA

Screw Scm as well btw. Stupid presentation, thats like 5% gone out of the 100%. Sigh. God help us all.

-No, we do not live in a liberal world. Not since a long time ago.

Cheesy Cheese

Ok so its yesterday right, i was downstairs waiting for Chelsea v Arsenal, which arsenal lost terribly btw, yup anyway, i was looking at my pringles can. The flavor was Cheesy Cheese. Ok, i have to ask now, what in the hell is Cheesy Cheese, If cheese is not cheesy to begin with, it wouldnt be called cheese, are they trying to tell people that the cheese is real cheese? i dont get it. Its something like going along the likes of retarded retard. I just dun get it, of course something along the lines of, smelly smell would have a totally different meaning, because there are of course many types of smell, and all different. Cheese on the other hand, im pretty sure all of it is cheesy.

This post is a bit cheesy dont you think? Or maybe they meant it as a cheesy joke. Enough with cheese. Im going to rework on my report. Sigh, did badly for 1 presentation already, thats enough already, Heaven forbid anymore please.

-Mass Effect indeed.

Grand Skyfall.

A leap of faith indeed.

Bf presentation was a bitch today. I wont say it went all bad, i wont say it went all good either. Yeah whatever. our teachers a bitch anyway. Moving on…

Im not sure if i should go for comtoolkit tmr, i mean just go back for an hour or so just to look at my results and something else. Or just lay in my filth at home. Honestly lay in my filth sounds better to me =O.

Short post today.. Im goign to slp now, nightssssssss.

Good morning

Its 6.07 i havent slept yet cause i was doing business finance. Mmm.
anyway i just wanted to let you all know im a good hard working boy. TEEHEE

In addition i would like to bring this up. WHAT THE F!@$ is “Strike while the iron is hot” WHEN ELSE WOULD YOU STRIKE AN IRON? Its like saying, cook while the wok is hot? Im not saying its a good adage/idiom/proverb whatever u guys wanna call it. Im just saying why use that particular one? Is “smell the fart while its still fresh” not good enough? no?

-Influencial Riot.

This pain im feeling…

Its like i woke up with the daylights knocked outta me. (i woke up from my nap at 8.50, bad pun?) What pain im feeling exactly, is from the movement of my teeth after adjusting my braces. Let me tell you, this pain, is so annoying/pain, it was worse than breaking my arm back in… sec 2.

For those of you dont know the sec 2 story, ill sum it up for you. I was running so fast during a shuttle run, i almost broke the sound barrier.* See when you go so fast, its hard to turn, but eventually i did, and i did it so fast, in fact, that it would seem i was trying to break the law, of physics. So they came down onto me my breaking my arm (bad pun again? =/ )

But anyway, im as thirsty as a sexual dolphin. And as you figure out what that means, im going to shower and have my dinner and then as jerome would have put it, “get ready for war”.

*In aerodynamics, the sound barrier usually refers to the point at which an aircraft moves from transonic to supersonic speed. The term came into use during World War II when a number of aircraft started to encounter the effects of compressibility, a collection of several unrelated aerodynamic effects. (From wikipedia)

-Vengeance, an intricate form of art.

Standstill.

Stonetalon standstill ring a bell? TEEHEE

That being besides the point. Ive lost 8 LoL matches in a row. AND THATS NOT FUCKING SUPPOSED TO BE POSSIBLE. Sigh im really depressed with how Riot’s matchmaking system worse. IT SAYS 50/50 chance of winning. 8 in a row of losing is. 0.5^8 JUST LOOK AT THAT NUMBER. ITS SO RETARDED ITS NOT REALISTICALLY POSSIBLE.

Now that i havent calmed down. Im going to try and not make it 9 losses in a row.

Sidenote: JILOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Update: Yay me and jerome have just won one game. I am now 7 wins away from reverting back to my formal glory.

-We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?

Random web quote.

Im Just Curious…

Why do people troll.

So you dont like for example, Marcus’s singing 8D, you dont have to go comment hes gay. Would you like it if i call you gay? Stupid dicks.

Also, who the fuck is murphy, and what a dick he is to come up with his law. “Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong?” Screw you.

Where do people hear and why they believe retarded urban legends. Paracetamol stays in the body for 5 years? You have got to be shitting me, if thats so i shouldnt be getting fevers or headaches for 5 years.

And to conclude with my days post. I need a haircut. Random is definitely the new black.

-If its been far too long.

Nope not yet.

Looks like its not only me having the blues. Lele is dying as well. Sucks doesnt it. If only life was so much simplier.

-Simplicity is the most sophisticated answer.

Road to Perdition.

Thats euphemism for road to hell, most of you probably know that, in fact 99/100 of you who read my blog probably dont know that. So if anyone has ever said that to you and u never knew its meaning, you now officially have the right to put a dent in his head for saying such a mean thing to you. But i doubt so, not many people know the meaning of that phrase even if they’ve heard it.

Now this is one of those days where i have spontnaneous emo syndrome and start wondering about the road taken, or we are forced to take. But no worries i will be happy as a butterfly tomorrow.

Now, a guy like me, i think ive seen enough in life to realise that, many people dont enjoy life to its fullest. Lets put it this way, recently o levels postings came out, i bet my ridiculous ass that at least half the people out there aren’t happy with their results, so they curse and swear and be a dick about it for far too long. Why would someone want to do something like that? Why cant people just count their blessings and move on. Imo people just try too hard, too much expectations in life, always comparing to the prick who does better than you. Why should you give a shit whether he did better than you? Instead of screwing around yourself and feeling bad about losing out to that prick, just put a dent in his head. Hes obviously asking for it. What im trying to say is, your life is your own, live it as it is, and enjoy it. Laugh at your mistakes, purposely make mistakes so you can laugh at them. Everyone is perfect in their own way. And God forbid anyone try and take that away from you, afterall, God created us this way for a reason. Right? Many doubt what is defined as acts of God, but even so, you should never question it. Have faith.

-If someone asked me how i’d like to die. I’d reply “Content”
And at my funeral, people will be shedding tears of joy, not because im the scum of the earth and they are glad to be rid of me. But because, they know i was happy and ive lived my life to the fullest with no regrets. A feat not many can achieve.

TEEHEE

Hidden Joke.

Zhiyuan says:
jerome
what u doing
i like men
Ji Lom says:
watching youtube
is server up yet?
Zhiyuan says:
nope
but something else is up
^^
Ji Lom says:
huh
f u lol
Zhiyuan says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

-Dont get it? Cause you dont roll with us.