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If u have a weak heart pls do not continue on below. This is porno drawn by elvin.
Elvin art fiesta
OK WTF IS THIS. this is elvins pure retardation. it cannot be stopped once it begins….
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[12:57:37 AM] elvin koo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MliyDPW7JHo
[1:01:13 AM] elvin koo: Go for the palatal valve. Crocodilians have a flap of tissue behind the tongue that covers their throats when they submerge in water. This flap prevents water from flowing into their throats and hence prevents the crocodile from drowning when its mouth is open. If your arm or leg is stuck in a crocodile’s mouth, you may be able to pry this valve down. Water will then flow into the crocodile’s throat, and animal will most likely let you go. Hard strikes to this valve may also cause the animals to release you.
[1:01:59 AM] elvin koo: Researchers have found that Crocodilians are ticklish in the Coracoid region between the Scapula and Vertebral Column (i.e. behind the front legs). Pressing firmly on this region while simultaneously making a high-pitched crying (“wah”) sound will induce an instinctual state of calm not unlike that experienced by the Crocodilian during infancy
[1:02:37 AM] elvin koo: If the crocodile grabs an arm or leg, it will try to roll and twist it off. Be ready to immediately start twisting or rolling in the same direction.
[1:02:56 AM] elvin koo: http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-an-Encounter-with-a-Crocodile-or-Alligator
HAHAHAHA OMFG WTF.
HAHAHA 502 GUPPY THATS OUR CLASS GANG NAME. WOOT.
Anyway i show ur something cool, i dint know my printer scanner so zhai one.
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- First try HAHA
DON U THINK ITS QUITE CUTE LOL. AND ITS I DRAW ONE HAHA, IM NOT A TOTAL FAILURE AT ART.
Anyway i think everyone should know that im working full shift on Saturday at astons cause of elvin, but hey, while im there come visit me! (although i know none of u pricks reading will)
whatever, gtg chionging projects.
-Mafia.
Woohoo, i won 15 dollars in mahjong today. Thats uhm.. pretty much i want to say? LOL. nights
-She called my bluff.
K la test wasnt too bad. Day was boring and annoying esp BCA, had to stay back extra half an hour to do some seriously lame shit. And what can i say, all that needs to be done has been done, all thats left is to let fate and destiny to play out.
-I SWEAR MY BOLSTER DAMN NICE SMELL.
okay im sorry everyone, but i just have to let your know something. My small bolster (you see i have two) smells damn good la, i cannot take it lol. ok thanks bye.
I tell ur something. Math Test. 9.00 – 9.50
I dun understand binomial. smell me.
-Wouldnt it be nice.
You know whats a javelin. yeah u probably do, but no im not talking about that javelin. im talking about the US army big boy weapon javelin. Anyway, im like standing at the back of the tube and elvin just fired it. *BOOM* my face is now missing.
And to add to that. I GOT CATS PROJECT AND SO ASTATS TO STUDY FOR. SHOOT ME LA. THEN STILL GOT SNW RUBBISH ON FRIDAY.
K, i think im fine now.
-Yes the fat wise man told me, within 1 week, magic could happen.
My homework pile becoming this bomb, i dun get it honestly. Shouldnt the homework be lesser as we approach exams. Oh yeah exams are in a month btw. And lets see… Ive still got 3 projects/reports in hand. 1 powerpoint to do. And i have got a project to be consulted on, on thursday, which means i gotta prepare a report for the cher’. And then got astats test this friday. wth man seriously. Next week another report due (ive got like 1 out of 4 pages written), along with the powerpoint. AND JUST WHEN U THOUGHT ITS ALL OVER. The following week after that got another 2 projects to hand in, heng 1 quite easy.
Sian. seriously. Oh and today i realise got 10 dollar missing from my wallet and i was like wth, i thought the kakifuyong woman give me wrong change yesterday, turns out my sister steal from me when i was bathing yesterday. I knew it all along la wth lol.
-Its hard to play such a sophisticated game without rules.
I think jerome and elvin are really cute i swear. Jerome suddenly sms me in class today and it was damn bloody random and funny i swear, and then me and elvin had this CHAT about something someone special HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAA.
Im watching forensic heroes now on vvdrama, oh and before that i was watching this romance flick, shit i think im turning gay, cute boys, chick flicks and vloggers, speaking of vloggers u guys shld watch communitychannel on youtube. shes an interesting vlogger.
NEXT, i tell u this 1 word then u go figure out the story. HOMEWORK.
Cya son.
-They get sexier as time passes. No friking joke.
