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If u have a weak heart pls do not continue on below. This is porno drawn by elvin.
Elvin art fiesta
OK WTF IS THIS. this is elvins pure retardation. it cannot be stopped once it begins….
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[12:57:37 AM] elvin koo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MliyDPW7JHo
[1:01:13 AM] elvin koo: Go for the palatal valve. Crocodilians have a flap of tissue behind the tongue that covers their throats when they submerge in water. This flap prevents water from flowing into their throats and hence prevents the crocodile from drowning when its mouth is open. If your arm or leg is stuck in a crocodile’s mouth, you may be able to pry this valve down. Water will then flow into the crocodile’s throat, and animal will most likely let you go. Hard strikes to this valve may also cause the animals to release you.
[1:01:59 AM] elvin koo: Researchers have found that Crocodilians are ticklish in the Coracoid region between the Scapula and Vertebral Column (i.e. behind the front legs). Pressing firmly on this region while simultaneously making a high-pitched crying (“wah”) sound will induce an instinctual state of calm not unlike that experienced by the Crocodilian during infancy
[1:02:37 AM] elvin koo: If the crocodile grabs an arm or leg, it will try to roll and twist it off. Be ready to immediately start twisting or rolling in the same direction.
[1:02:56 AM] elvin koo: http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-an-Encounter-with-a-Crocodile-or-Alligator
HAHAHAHA OMFG WTF.
