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WHOA, lets back up on that time machine by the side of my blog. A year back or so i was this emo punk ass retard. Seriously what happened back there lol. But who gives? Im as happy as a rock now, with the occasional mood swings on really bad days when i wake up on the wrong side of my bed (its an awesome bed though).
-You are extremely shallow for judging me by my actions.
These bunch of retards never cease to amuse me lol.
1. ICE-BREAKER.
elvinn says:
hi
can i sell you my ear?
Zhiyuan. says:
hey baby
anytime
2. HOW TO STOP A FIGHT.
Zhiyuan. says:
your so close to having your face torn out derek
count on it
Charlie’s Cloak says:
don’t worry
i have 5 more in my refrigerator
3.SCARE TACTIC.
Charlie’s Cloak says:
yea
but did u know that i got so pissed off last night i grew an extra pair of legs from my chest and i beat the dance dance revolution game because i had 4 legs
Zhiyuan. says:
did u know that…
well shit. i cant beat that.
4.LIFE LONG LESSONS.
Zhiyuan. says:
my fart today all damn smelly eh
jialat.
elvinn says:
orh
this is a symptom
to my ear
you gg
Zhiyuan. says:
what sympton
elvinn says:
my gigantic ear
Zhiyuan. says:
whats up with your gigantic ear
the one u want to sell?
elvinn says:
yuah
Zhiyuan. says:
so wad does my fart have to do with it being a sympton to your gigantic ear that you want to sell?
elvinn says:
cause the tumour in your ear
still small
still growing
then the damn smelly fart
is due to the thing growing
Zhiyuan. says:
so what your trying to say is that. before your ear become gigantic your fart also very smelly?
elvinn says:
smthing like that
Zhiyuan. says:
Of course. you have enlightened me sex master elvin.
elvinn says:
you are welcome!
5. RETURN FIRE.
Zhiyuan. says:
i dream a lot
2 days ago i dream of this 2 pretty girls
when i wake up i very sad
cause it was just a dream
sigh
12:00AM ME CHELLE and now i’m with you, says:
lol.
really
who isit?
u like one ah
LOL
u damn gross leh
fantasize
Zhiyuan. says:
thats you leh
-I love my life and friends. My life and friends love me back. Everything else shall be ignored disregarded voided and nullified.
Its not common knowledge that jerome is my secret love, ill show you why we all love him so much.
Ji Lom says:
dota?
Zhiyuan. says:
wait
my blood vessel exploding
ok
dota with who
derek not playing i dun want play lol
Ji Lom says:
I dont know
Zhiyuan. says:
u go ask him
Charlie’s Cloak has been added to the conversation.
Ji Lom says:
derek are u playing?>
Ji Lom has left the conversation.
Zhiyuan. says:
nice….
that just made complete sense
This conversation ended within 2 minutes. And honestly ive no clue what just happened. But who cares lol, we all love jilomi.
-E Learning Sucks
Most of you probably what goes on in my life daily, but to what extent. Let me enlighten you, with some of the conversations i have everyday.
1.
Charlie’s Cloak says:
where is here
anywhere can be here
because here is also part of anywhere
because anywhere is just any where
no where in particular
so here is actually anywhere too
2.
Marcus:
Are you retarded?
Zhiyuan:
Is that a rhetorical question?
3.
Charlie’s Cloak says:
yea
but now that u know
if u reinv him again
i’m going to scramble ur egg
Jo-han says:
oh i wld like dat
Charlie’s Cloak says:
of cuz
but i tot u liked them poached
Jo-han says:
i like dem any style sunny side up half boiled all can
Charlie’s Cloak says:
lol
so u is liking many eggs ya
Charlie’s Cloak has left the conversation.
Zhiyuan. says:
that conversation on eggs
was disturbing on so many levels
And that just about completes my everyday. Just that i havent spoken to Jeromey yet. Oh well, and jojos going china for holiday, lame shizz man.
-4. “Fuck This, Lets Rock”
I thought this was really jerome. it was actually derek =((
Ji Lom says:
your the moon in my night
i think about you all night
through the dark nights and day
your face just wouldn’t go away
i love you more then i love moree
becuz i love you cutie like a cutiedoor
and when the night becomes the day,
i’ll love you more again
till the end of time it comes
i’ll love you more then what may come
and more of these will soon to come
because i love you so much it calms
day and night i think of you..
makes all my dreams come true
I LOVE YOU ZY TILL THE END OF TIME
<3<3<3
-Full blown retardation at its best =)
What are your origins?
HAHA CHECK THIS OUT. SOMEONE SUPPOSEDLY LOST A PEN OF MINE WHICH I FOUND LATER….SO THAT SOMEONE BOUGHT ME ANOTHER ONE LOL.
Zhiyuan. said:
if i tell u i find the pen how
will u still give it to me?
12:00AM ME CHELLE, and when I need you, your only almost here.. says:
hahahhah
yeah
of course lah
buy alr
Zhiyuan. says:
wow you so kind one ah
im so touched
12:00AM ME CHELLE, and when I need you, your only almost here.. says:
HAHAHA
u found it?
Zhiyuan. says:
let me think about how to reply this.
12:00AM ME CHELLE, and when I need you, your only almost here.. says:
HAHHAHA
confirm find le loh
Man its not even close to midnight and im already so hyped up. ME CHELLE is really her name. no joke. Shes french. (ponder about this for a while please.)
HAHA AND OMG I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT ME AND THE NUT DID YESTERDAY TO PAMELA’S LAPTOP. HAHA WE TOOK A PHOTO OF US AND PUT IT AS HER WALLPAPER WITH A CAPTION “WE KNOW YOUR SECRETS” LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THAT PICTURE IS PRICELESS I SWEAR.
-Spontaneous speeches involving topics you hardly talk about is not cool.
Lets hope im flamboyant and apt enough to pull of my crap. Cause if i dont, well, theres always plan B, and let me tell you that Plan B is sexy and tricky. BUT, cansei de ser sexy, so i dont wanna count on it. Well lets just say if i played my cards right, i think id get a better shot (note i used the word i think). Now, i dont know what to say.
-Screw Hickam’s Dictum, Occam’s Razor always made more sense.
Life is really one pain in the ass. Sometimes it goes so smoothly that you could be cruising and smiling the entire way through, then something has to hit you in the face so hard you fall face first. Irony isnt it. But hey, Murphy’s law states that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Then i often find myself questioning the acts of Divine Providence, but by all means i do not doubt it. And after all this thinking process i find myself at the borderline of being clinically insane. Don’t we all wish we could just watch out life play out like a deck of cards, that would just be so much easier. Sigh.
-Ignorance is truly a bliss.
AS GOOD FRIENDS. =))
-A smile with hidden daggers.
!
BYE.
